(this is ALL in fun, and I'm sure that those who are very much against reformed belief, wish there was a pill for it, lol)
NET FINNEY 2.0 - The most popular Calvinist/Reformed Internet filter out there today. It's saved millions of unsuspecting Christians from being infected with Reformed theology.
Was: $39.95
Now: $19.95!
Rick Warren's 40 Days of Porpoises: Warren's gripping work dealing with Christian animal rights. A must for any Vegan-Christian friend.
Was: $19.95
Now: $12.95!
Talking Fred Phelps Doll: The perfect gift for your darling dumpling this Christmas. Make the life of your little one complete with Talking Fred.
Was: $9.99
Now: $1.49
The ePhod: Make sure your Indy-Fundy only listens to "good" music! The ePhod ensures that nothing but music with the right balance between rhythm, melody and harmony will play. And NO SONGS WITH DRUMS!
Was: $249.00
Now: $139.00!
The TNAIRSECCLKJMV (t-nair-seckel-KJM-vee): Now the most complicated translation is more affordable. For the loved one in your life who must have every translation under the sun.
Was: $59.99
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Spiritryl Charismatic Enhancement: Need a little charismatic boost? Having trouble really being "filled"? With Spiritryl all of your worries will end. With over 2000mg of Caffeine, 5000mg of Vitamin B along with 5000mg of Ginseng and Sugar, you're guaranteed to have a Charismatic episode or your money back.
Was: $19.95
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Calvinix Reformed Theology Inhibitor: Our most popular product of all time. Calvinix blocks those nasty Reformed thoughts before they ever make it to your brain. Supplies limited.
Was: $19.95
Now: $8.95!
I found these at TBNN...Team Tominthebox News Network!
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