Overheard in my house

Nolan: "Gideon, mommy's going to take a shower, and I'm going to go on the computer."

Gideon: "You better not go on cyber hymnal. I want you to go on hotwheels dot com."

Nolan: "Oh but Gideon, I want to hear a couple of songs...it's all for the glory of God...don't you remember?"