Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
About Huckabee Meetups
I was reading the article I posted below and joined Huck's Army. It led me to the North East Tennessee support group for Huck. I joined and saw that they had a meetup scheduled for this Thursday night at a local restaurant.
I called up my husband and mentioned this to him. He was very excited, said he would check with his mom to see if she could watch the kids, and called some friends to see if they wanted to go too.
I received a quick call that they could come and that I needed to RSVP ASAP. So I did. Until John mentioned how excited they all were to meet Mike Huckabee.
Oops.
He had the impression that Mike Huckabee was going to be there...and in turn gave our friends that impression as well.
I un-RSVP'd while I laughed at the misunderstanding.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Just because it is called a "Huckabee Meetup", does not mean that Mike Huckabee will actually be there!
I called up my husband and mentioned this to him. He was very excited, said he would check with his mom to see if she could watch the kids, and called some friends to see if they wanted to go too.
I received a quick call that they could come and that I needed to RSVP ASAP. So I did. Until John mentioned how excited they all were to meet Mike Huckabee.
Oops.
He had the impression that Mike Huckabee was going to be there...and in turn gave our friends that impression as well.
I un-RSVP'd while I laughed at the misunderstanding.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Just because it is called a "Huckabee Meetup", does not mean that Mike Huckabee will actually be there!
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
The Amazing Art of Hand Puppetry
I was told that I had to see this....so I searched for it, and now I have to blog it. I am so jealous.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Top Twenty Theological Pick-up Lines NOT to use
20. ”I am not overweight. The word ‘glory’ in Hebrew is kabod which according to HALOT literally means ‘heaviness.’ The Bible also says that we are to reflect God’s glory. Therefore, I am just doing what the Bible says.”
19. “Looking at you makes me reconsider preterism, because you are heaven on earth.”
18. “Paul said that it was better to marry than to burn. Therefore, I am under God’s mandate to marry you.”
17. “Here, let me take care of those tithes.”
16. “You may not have chosen me, but I have chosen you.”
15. “I could not help but notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon.”
14. ”Your name must be grace, because you are irresistible.”
13. ”There are six things that motivate me to talk to you, yea seven that turned my head.”
12. “Until this moment, I thought I had the gift of singleness.”
11. During communion say, “Can I get you another drink.”
10. “The Bible says that God is not concerned with outer appearance . . . neither should you.”
9. “The Good Book said that I might be visited by angels unaware, but something must be wrong with my interpretation, because I am perfectly aware of you.”
8. “I noticed you crying during alter call, can I help?”
7. While giving her a TULIP say, ”This Totally depraved person has been Unconditionally drawn to you, Limiting himself to your Irresistible beauty that is Persevering beyond all others.”
6. “God may be the bread of life, but you are the butter.”
5. “The site of you leaves me apophatic.”
4. “Well, gouge out my eyes and cut off my hands. If I hang around you much longer, I won’t have any limbs left.”
3. “You must have missed The Fall line, because you are lookin’ righteous.”
2. Sing this to the tune of George Strait’s “Chair”: “Excuse me, but I think you’ve got my rib.”
1. “Are you homo or homoi?”
19. “Looking at you makes me reconsider preterism, because you are heaven on earth.”
18. “Paul said that it was better to marry than to burn. Therefore, I am under God’s mandate to marry you.”
17. “Here, let me take care of those tithes.”
16. “You may not have chosen me, but I have chosen you.”
15. “I could not help but notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon.”
14. ”Your name must be grace, because you are irresistible.”
13. ”There are six things that motivate me to talk to you, yea seven that turned my head.”
12. “Until this moment, I thought I had the gift of singleness.”
11. During communion say, “Can I get you another drink.”
10. “The Bible says that God is not concerned with outer appearance . . . neither should you.”
9. “The Good Book said that I might be visited by angels unaware, but something must be wrong with my interpretation, because I am perfectly aware of you.”
8. “I noticed you crying during alter call, can I help?”
7. While giving her a TULIP say, ”This Totally depraved person has been Unconditionally drawn to you, Limiting himself to your Irresistible beauty that is Persevering beyond all others.”
6. “God may be the bread of life, but you are the butter.”
5. “The site of you leaves me apophatic.”
4. “Well, gouge out my eyes and cut off my hands. If I hang around you much longer, I won’t have any limbs left.”
3. “You must have missed The Fall line, because you are lookin’ righteous.”
2. Sing this to the tune of George Strait’s “Chair”: “Excuse me, but I think you’ve got my rib.”
1. “Are you homo or homoi?”
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Friday, October 5, 2007
My style guru
Is he ahead of the times? behind the times? or trying to fit in the with the whole 'senior citizen' style?
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
The power of the sign
Nolan believes in the power of the sign.
On his magnadoodle, he wrote the word ignoring with a line through it. He thinks that this should be enough to prevent Gideon from ignoring him.
Obviously Gideon hasn't gotten the memo.
On his magnadoodle, he wrote the word ignoring with a line through it. He thinks that this should be enough to prevent Gideon from ignoring him.
Obviously Gideon hasn't gotten the memo.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
I'm guessing this was sent to me, so I could blog it, lol
Here ya go Reggie...
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for other birds!
The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips.
Since then, he’s become a "regular". He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull’s stolen bags of chips,... because they think it’s so funny!
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for other birds!
The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips.
Since then, he’s become a "regular". He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull’s stolen bags of chips,... because they think it’s so funny!
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Overheard at my house this morning
Nolan likes to clean things. This morning, he took out a baby wipe and began going over all surfaces.
He wiped the tv, smelled the wipe and said, "Oh yuck!".
He wiped the end table, smelled the wipe and said, "Ewww!"
He ran up to me, and before I could stop him, he wiped my cheek with it!
Nolan turned to me and said, "Smell it mommy, it smells like pretty!"
He wiped the tv, smelled the wipe and said, "Oh yuck!".
He wiped the end table, smelled the wipe and said, "Ewww!"
He ran up to me, and before I could stop him, he wiped my cheek with it!
Nolan turned to me and said, "Smell it mommy, it smells like pretty!"
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