Every now and then, you hear of a small child who saved their mother's life because she collapsed and the child called 9-1-1.
This is not my child.
A few weeks ago, I did an experiement.
I collapsed on the kitchen floor and was unresponsive to any and all poking and prodding.
My children thought it was a game and they climbed all over me. They didn't care that I didn't even respond to my name or to their climbing.
I did this again today with the same result.
If you ever hear about the mother who was found unconscious while her children used her lifeless body as a jungle gym...that would be me.
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