Thursday, February 28, 2008

The Supralapsarian Song

SupraLapsus-Calvinistic-Trinitariocious
We don’t care if Arminians all find us quite atrocious
We know we’re right and we’ll tell you so, ask anyone who knowsus
SupraLapsus-Calvinistic-Trinitariocious

When I was young and I was dumb I thought it all was me
I told those goofy Calvinists I had a will that’s free
Then I read Romans 9 one night before I went to bed
“I harden whom I will” it said, and boy was my face red!!

OHHHHHHHHHHH

SupraLapsus-Calvinistic-Trinitariocious
We don’t care if Arminians all find us quite atrocious
We know we’re right and we’ll tell you so, ask anyone who knowsus
SupraLapsus-Calvinistic-Trinitariocious

At Bible study one cold night some guy said this was true
“You know you don’t have to go to hell, but it all depends on you”
I said wait a minute now to preach that stuff is sin
“Uh we don’t need you around here boy, we’re all Arminian.”

OHHHHHHHHHHH

SupraLapsus-Calvinistic-Trinitariocious
We don’t care if Arminians all find us quite atrocious
We know we’re right and we’ll tell you so, ask anyone who knowsus
SupraLapsus-Calvinistic-Trinitariocious

Now Arminians might stop thinking that they’re completely free
If they’d only spend a little time digesting Romans three
There’s none who seeks or understands, mans throat’s an open grave
And the ones who get to Heaven are the ones He wants to save!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SupraLapsus-Calvinistic-Trinitariocious
We don’t care if Arminians all find us quite atrocious
We know we’re right and we’ll tell you so, ask anyone who knowsus
SupraLapsus-Calvinistic-Trinitariocious

SUPRALAPSUS
CALVINISTIC
TRINITARIOOOOOOOOOOOOCIOUS!!!

3 comments:

scott said...

Hey,
Pretty cool! I like it. Are you really a suprawoman? I hold to the Supalapsarian position. Check out our church web site

http://www.GospelDefense.com

Scott Price

scott said...

Hey,
Pretty cool! I like it. Are you really a suprawoman? I hold to the Supalapsarian position. Check out our church web site

http://www.GospelDefense.com

Scott Price

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